Watch your feet
Who said dinosaurs were extinct (apart from in the government of course)? We have managed to get our hands on some unique red triceratops with black horns, they’re truly one-of-a-kind. The triceratops were a bit like the rhinoceros of the Cretaceous period. With their three horns and tank-like bodies, it was better not to get in their way. Historical fact: they even managed to get rid of soliciting dinosaurs who kept asking them to sign petitions or make a donation in the jungle.
This magnificent triceratops will proudly sit on your wall, ready to charge at any intruders.