Double rations of fish
The pelican in the paper bird range is flying the nest. Where’s he headed? To your living room, office or bedroom wall. With him around, you won’t need to go to the fishmongers, his large bill always has fish in stock. But you still have to get him to open wide to get the catch of the day…
Don’t steal it all though, or he’ll sulk. And it goes without saying, he won’t hesitate to make his feelings known with his fishy breath.